What Bugs Me
A hilarious look at why students fail

With only 365 days in a year, how can a student pass? There’s just not enough time to study.

In an email to STOMP today, a STOMPer says:

“It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365 days.

"Typical academic year for a student:

'1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.

Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.

Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE.

Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.

Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)-means 30days.

Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days.

Days left 81.

7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days.

Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days.

Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness- at least 3 days.

Remaining days=3.

10. Movies and functions - at least 2 days.

1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday. How can you study on that day??????!!!!!!!!!!

Balance = 0’

"How can a student pass??"

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17 comments
Teamgeist said   on 27 Jan, 2010   Report as offensive  
Yah yah whatever. What a boring article.
ivant9029 said   on 13 Jan, 2010   Report as offensive  
too much stress....less time for relax
Athrun000 said   on 13 Dec, 2009   Report as offensive  
So funny...
... try harder next time... =.=
rongsen said   on 13 Dec, 2009   Report as offensive  
in singapore, everyday is summerday, so Summer holidays not applicable here, plus 50 day
sunday is for rest, but u dun sleep the whole day plus 35 day
u dun talk no stop for one hr plus 15 day
during exam period also can study plus 20 day
still got 120 days
justjimmy said   on 13 Dec, 2009   Report as offensive  
aiyo that y you need go to school mah
scribbleshit said   on 12 Dec, 2009   Report as offensive  
Well..It's was hilarious!! i totally agree with what you said!
HanAaron said   on 12 Dec, 2009   Report as offensive  
that's really funny !
sfsysfsy said   on 12 Dec, 2009   Report as offensive  
lol lame joke