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Posted on 09 Jul 2011
If Facebook existed back then, this is how history would look

Have a hearty laugh at these entertaining would-be Facebook statuses of historical people and events if Facebook had been created way back in history.

STOMPer VM shares this amusing online discovery.

An example of one of these would-be Facebook statuses reads:

"Issac Newton: God damned apple fell out of a tree and hit me on my head.

"Whoa, wait a second..."

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Keywords:  unusual ,  funny ,  Facebook
Enraged
3%
Shiok!
1%
LOL!
89%
So sad
1%
Sure or not?
1%
Bochup
5%
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popsickle said   on 19 Jul, 2011   Report as offensive  
Earth:FML

LOL
ah_pig93 said   on 18 Jul, 2011   Report as offensive  
Harry potter will protect our earth.
joalinaesther said   on 15 Jul, 2011   Report as offensive  
Its a stupid contradicting fact of what God would say please, you can go kiss the wall.
handelonge said   on 14 Jul, 2011   Report as offensive  
Withered_Soul said   on 14 Jul, 2011   Report as offensive  
snake******
Withered_Soul said   on 14 Jul, 2011   Report as offensive  
rofl.. God & The Sank likes this.
xiia0BUNNY said   on 13 Jul, 2011   Report as offensive  
Already saw this from tumblr , thanks for sharing though.
Converseyou said   on 12 Jul, 2011   Report as offensive  
LOL, isaac newton, epic.
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