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Breast lift cream from JB does nothing for my gf
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STOMPer Hair Stylist said the breast enhancement cream he bought his girlfriend from a shop in Johor Bahru did not show any positive results.

Said the STOMPer:

"The other day I brought my girlfriend to a shopping mall in Johor.

"Outside the shop she saw this notice 'LIFTS BREASTS UP TO 3 cm. ON THE FIRST APPLICATION. INSTANT FIRMING THAT LASTS UP TO 12 HOURS.'

"She entered the shop to find out the details of the treatment from the proprietress and subsequently bought from her a kind of 'breast enhancement cream' which cost her RM 50.00.

"She returned home and applied the cream for a week but there was no significant increase of even 1 cm.

"She wanted to go back to confront the proprietress but I advised her to see a cosmetic surgeon in Orchard Road if she wanted to see immediate results."

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ChopperRider said   on 3 May, 2010   Report as offensive  
hey stomper, FLAT IS FLAT lah,still want enlarge for what..
Go find big cup gals lah...
Inspector71 said   on 20 Mar, 2010   Report as offensive  
Dear Stomper, maybe the cream can claim wonders, but I doubt very much it can do miracles...

Perhaps you should try the cream yourself, before giving it to your GF, if it works for you, then perhaps it will work on your partner...

If you like big boobs, then go court an orangutan- big and hairy, and naturally coloured hair to add...
darwin333 said   on 20 Mar, 2010   Report as offensive  
WHAT a joke..... If i were you, i will Do It Myself on my GF. Try using your own cream then....! JOKE! LOL
dominic247 said   on 19 Mar, 2010   Report as offensive  
You would have better luck if you suck her everyday until she lactates, best breast enhancement method since Adam ate the apple and kill all dinosaurs.

I am not joking, I balance out my girlfriend's uneven breast that way.
qwerty45678 said   on 19 Mar, 2010   Report as offensive  
Wow a wat a gullible fool
pabitele said   on 19 Mar, 2010   Report as offensive  
Use traditional but efficiency methods: Drink papaya milk and massage for her; but pls dun cross the line :P
jwong0693 said   on 18 Mar, 2010   Report as offensive  
STOMPer Hair Stylist,

you want to pay at lower price for a good result? tel me where on earth, does such place exist?

I think yr gf don't noe how to wear bra / don't noe how to massage her breasts.

I can give her lesson on how to massage & wear the bra at S$20 per hour, if she is clever enough as a quick learner.
MynameisBilla said   on 18 Mar, 2010   Report as offensive  
use my cream more effective....LOL