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Ad bugs me to date pretty Malaysian girl. But I'm only an old cabby with Pri 6 education
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STOMPer Old Horse has been receiving an advertisement via email, bugging him to date a beautiful young Malaysian girl. He wonders what his chances of success are, as he is an old taxi driver who studied only up to Primary 6.

Said the STOMPer:

"Of late I have been receiving a spate of emails from this dating agency in Kuala Lumpur asking me to submit my 'application' to make friends with a Malaysian girl of 20 whose parents are Korean and Chinese.

"How could I make friend with a girl who is half my age and furthermore I have only a Primary 6 education.

"I work part time as a taxi driver and by local standards I am a man of very limited means and assets.

"I am wondering if a beautiful girl in her prime of life would ever be interested in a man with only a modest income and a body which is a far cry from that of David Beckham.

What are my chances of success?"

Keywords:  dating
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63 comments
DangerMel said   on 18 Feb, 2010   Report as offensive  
I say go for it and prove everybody wrong haha.
madderballs said   on 16 Feb, 2010   Report as offensive  
nice vocab
mathew.ng said   on 16 Feb, 2010   Report as offensive  
I fail to see how this advertisement is genuine in anyway possible.

Is it because of the photo of a young lady pulled from google search ?
Is it because it says 20 under My Ages ?
Is it because of "have beautiful body" ?
Is it because of "I'm sexy But I feel so lonely" ?
florawinx said   on 16 Feb, 2010   Report as offensive  
never in your life, no money no honey..
Rushhour8 said   on 15 Feb, 2010   Report as offensive  
Its just a SCAM.Once you send money,its goodbye.
bloody123 said   on 15 Feb, 2010   Report as offensive  
Waa , uncle , cannot say tat ur a old cabby with pri 6 edu la ,, if really pri 6 edu , u wont be usin STOMP ..
and maybe she wans ur money ,
lots of scams nowadays .
pleasear said   on 13 Feb, 2010   Report as offensive  
Scam.
the girl from m'sia just want your money honey.
so concentrate on your driving and earn more money for yourself.
jahangir said   on 12 Feb, 2010   Report as offensive  
Hello Mr Cabby ! Concentrate on your driving - leave the teenagers to themselves . If you really need companion , get someone in your age group .