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Believe it or not, man sues BMW for his constant erection

In what has to be one of the strangest lawsuits ever, a man in California is suing BMW for his constant erection.

The man claims that he has had a non-stop erection for 20 months which allegedly started with the "ridge like seat" in his 1993 BMW motorcycle.

He is suing BMW and seat makers Corbin-Pacific for lost wages, medical expenses, emotional distress and what he calls "genera damage". He also claims that he "now is unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish."

STOMPer Vassili, who came across the article, said:

"Oh man, this has to be the weirdest cases ever. If it were really true, shouldn't the man be happy?

"I mean, who needs Viagra if you can get a constant erection by sitting down on your bike!

"But I have to say it does sound a little ridiculous."

Although there is no medical data to support the man's lawsuit, experts say that both men and women can get a feeling of numbness in the genital region after compressing the area for a prolonged period of time.

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flying_knife said   on 4 May, 2012   Report as offensive  
.....out the case.....E & OE
flying_knife said   on 4 May, 2012   Report as offensive  
If such cases would happened in Singapore, supposedly the District Judge would throw pit the case .
Udertaker said   on 3 May, 2012   Report as offensive  
No lifer ! Got nothing better to do ! Get a life man !
kueh said   on 2 May, 2012   Report as offensive  
I am gonna be so busy suing girls that turn mi on!
kueh said   on 2 May, 2012   Report as offensive  
I am gonna be so busy suing girls that turn mi on!
effa.eve said   on 2 May, 2012   Report as offensive  
what a lame story.. just like you stomper..lame
gibeonite said   on 2 May, 2012   Report as offensive  
Please don't stomp those ridiculous articles extracted from magazines or other foreign sources. We should stomp only happenings that occur here in Spore
heavenknow said   on 1 May, 2012   Report as offensive  
Although all r german made n good. Still prefer Audi or mercedes.