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Posted on 18 Mar 2012
Can you decipher these 'Engrish' instructions which came with protractor?

STOMPer Sue Dao Yu bought a protractor and wonders if anyone can understand what the instructions mean.

Said the STOMPer:

"'Very good' English.

"I bought this protractor and when I looked at the content behind it, this was what I saw. "What kind of English is this?

"I was shocked to see this.

"Can anyone make out what are they talking about?"

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19 comments
superdollar said   on 14 May, 2013   Report as offensive  
Cheena product. Translated using software
goonandguessmyname said   on 25 Jun, 2012   Report as offensive  
ha ha ha. dafuq am i reading?
Woodsbury said   on 23 Apr, 2012   Report as offensive  
It's an honest printing mistake, we'll get it reprint again
stomp_rat said   on 23 Mar, 2012   Report as offensive  
just dont buy it! that should understand!
tancherry09 said   on 22 Mar, 2012   Report as offensive  
Aiya. From china is like that one mah
iliveinthewell said   on 20 Mar, 2012   Report as offensive  
they can produce products to sell for lots of profit.. but cannot afford to hire a proper translator...
hezwan said   on 20 Mar, 2012   Report as offensive  
Imdonein, are u a retard? Stomper was being sarcastic... Or are u just too serious that u thought the Stomper misspelled English as Engrish?
hezwan said   on 20 Mar, 2012   Report as offensive  
Almost everything is made from China... Those pigs have no originality and the instructions wrote down appears to be direct translations using Google translate.

Scott William... Why do u have to say such things? Ur one of those Black Sheep's that spoils the image of visitors that comes here. It's good that u don't understand our Singlish cuz it's meant to be understood only by us. If u think Asians are stupid, then get ur white thrash ass out of Asia...
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