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Jack Neo should install fish pond to avoid more scandals, says Fengshui master

A famous fengshui master has said that local celebrity Jack Neo should install a fish pond to resolve his personal crisis and avoid more scandals.

The fengshui master's predictions came right after Jack Neo's scandalous affair with a 22-year-old model was made public.

STOMPer Geomancerist hopes that Neo will heed the fengshui master's advice and turn his life around.

"Master Hui Jie, a famous fengshui master, told Xin Ming Ri Bao that according to his "sheng chen ba zi tui suan" (calculations based on date of birth and the 8 characters of the Chinese horoscope), Jack Neo's fortune started to decline from April 2009 and this will continue till 2011.

"He must resolve his personal crisis by May 5, or he may be unable to turn his calamities into blessings.

"Master Hui Jie also advised that for Jack to turn his fortune around and to avoid further scandals, he should install in his house a miniature fountain or a fish pond.

"I hope Jack Neo will consider listening to the advice to turn his own life around."


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Holyspit said   on 18 Jan, 2012   Report as offensive  
Don't need fish pond. Can consider to install "Fish Tank" like those in Geylang.
hisyamuddinistari said   on 8 Jul, 2010   Report as offensive  
He thinks he can easily manipulate people with his wealth. Please lah.
jnstwnx1 said   on 11 Apr, 2010   Report as offensive  
Forget about fish pond. He should control his own mind and d*ck.
sevek173 said   on 1 Apr, 2010   Report as offensive  
SEE HIS HYPOCRITICAL FACE...HIS HYPOCRITICAL LAUGHTER.....cannot TAHAN SIA
tootpapmp said   on 17 Mar, 2010   Report as offensive  
Check out this blogger's response to MP Lim Biow Chuan -
http://sgsureanot.blogspot.com/

I have been following this blogger's comments closely for the past 2 days, they come across as detailed, unbiased, and well-analysed.

Indeed, nobody had misquoted MP Lim, contrary to what he had claimed. Rather, MP Lim is misquoting himself and slapping his own face over and over again.
tootpapmp said   on 16 Mar, 2010   Report as offensive  
Wow, someone is comparing Ah Nan (阿南) to MP Lim Biow Chuan at this blog –

http://sgsureanot.blogspot.com/

So Ah Nan (阿南) for PAP?
tamahsoon said   on 16 Mar, 2010   Report as offensive  
Jack Neo to consider listening Feng Shui master to install a fish pond at his private condo? You must be kidding as he would have listened to his pastor that he has the blessings from Jesus all the time. He is a christian afterall.
Nitez86 said   on 14 Mar, 2010   Report as offensive  
Love have a limit also lah, it's either that wendy is too naive or she is after fame. You 22 year old, there is no way you will fall in love with a 50 year old uncle what. Common sense leh, no matter how much you wish to settle down i believe girls will also do some planning right. 10 years later you 32 years old which is still not that old, your husband 60 years old le. Maybe he can't work anymore or whatever shits, you have to look after him instead of him looking after you. Do you dare to bear kids for him even he still can make it, when he retire how old is your baby huh.?? Girls with common sense will never do such stupid thing what, so i believe it's either she is too naive or she is after some fame.